Total Medals Earned: 2,373 (From 443 different games.) Total Medal Score: 36,655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
You defeated the biggest threat in the galaxy!
Survived level 5 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 10 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 15 in Infinite Mode
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)
Complete the game
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Collect all the gold
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Collect 20 stars
Collect 40 stars
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/305 points)
You have found the first star!
Hay there!
The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!
Up the spire you go!
Aren't you glad you saw-us!
This one was a bit sneaky
Bet this was a pain!
How do those platforms move?
Learn to wall jump damnit!
You did it all? even the seven runes?
Congrats! The last star!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (105/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal